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 Posted: Thu Mar 15th, 2007 06:51 pm
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meemo



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Hahah.. what else can I say.. this is pretty funny:D  Hmm.. makes me wonder what recording the hospital in "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" had...


Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital.

Please select from the following options menu:

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line
so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother
Ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you
which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press,
nothing will make you happy anyway.

If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.

If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep
or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory
loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. Our operators are too busy to
talk with you.

If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down
and cry. You won't be crazy forever.

If you are blonde, don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up.

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 Posted: Wed Apr 18th, 2007 12:31 pm
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TOTALLY ROFL!!!

I live in Vancouver so am laughing a whole lot harder than my neighbors East of the Rockies

 

Last edited on Wed Apr 18th, 2007 01:12 pm by OutWest

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 Posted: Wed Apr 18th, 2007 01:00 pm
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LOL. You know too much

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